No, we will provide you with a paintball gun that shoots rainbows and unicorns. Just kidding! Of course, you need to bring your own gun.
While we love animals, we don’t think a hamster would be much use on the paintball field. So, unfortunately, the answer is no.
We recommend wearing a ball gown or tuxedo for the ultimate paintball experience. Just kidding again! Wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or stained with paint.
If your grandma is a skilled paintball player, then sure! Otherwise, we don’t recommend it as we don’t want her to get hurt.
We’ll just pretend that it’s a paintball version of the movie “Waterworld” and play on. Or we’ll reschedule the game for another day.
We do, but we also recommend bringing your own band-aids and pain relievers for those inevitable paintball battle wounds.
Absolutely! But if they’re made of gold or diamonds, we might have to confiscate them for “testing purposes”.
Yes, you must be at least 10 years old to play. If you’re younger than that, we recommend practicing your paintball skills with a Nerf gun.
Sure! Just don’t let them get in the way of your paintball skills. We don’t want you getting distracted by a bag of chips in the middle of a paintball battle.
It’s as safe as crossing the street blindfolded while riding a unicycle. Just kidding! Paintball can be safe if you follow the rules and wear proper safety gear.